Les Schwab really knows how to sell tires.

Free beef with every tire purchase = win.

I sometimes think I'm a pretty funny writer. I could be totally wrong. Here's a good read by some dude on the internet though. I laughed my ass off.

Very surprised by the amount of visitors still. 47+ a day avg, despite some slowdown in my posting while sick and on vacation.

Things found in my stats.

number 3 search term used to find my site : "girls kissing"

number 6 is: "childbirth mpeg"

number 11 is: "pre-pubescent boys pics" (how in the hell?)

Flannel pajama porn better put me on the web map. That one is gold.

The Nuge was let go today. Sad to see more of what makes this place cool to work at gone.

Brent prefers shiny lingerie, while I think flannel pajama porn is about as win as it gets.

Ribena, vodka, and club soda makes for the killer app of drinking.

Ren's in town and was complaining about the smell of latex condoms but fails to see the value in my suggestion of using the female reproductive system's unrelated but fun and useful neighbor.

Any good special ops team knows if the front door is too heavily guarded, it's best to go in the rear entrance.

kel left for europe yesterday and left her fish with the other fishes. it seems that if kelly leaves a pet with ernie, or even in the general area of ernie's desk it is guaranteed to die. bye bye for you.

The deacon effect. A pretty funny read.

Nyquil really gets the job done when you're sick and need some rest, but it seems it's main point is that it knocks your ass out.

Wouldn't horse tranquiliziers to a similar job?

I used to think think buckley's cough syrup didn't taste as bad as everyone said it did. I always thought it just tasted like Vick's vaporub.

I'm thinking now that Vick's vaporub is not so tasty a treat.

The feeling of puke coming out of my nose is by far one of the less happy feelings I've known.

The CD lens cleaner I just used claimed to be one of most innovative techno-optical cleaning technologies developed by Recoton.

It's just a cd with a little nylon brush built into it.

Peco Bill's beef jerky tastes like a burlap saddle, salty from the sweat of a weathered cowboy.

Like every mile of canada's railway, there's one chinaman dead for every megabyte of internet made.

Taz just left for Amsterdam to do what he does best legally. Good luck out there dude.

I'll send vids of alberta if you send me videos of hoes.

The good=destroying the alien mothership in Metal Slug 2 The bad=being able to descend one floor down in an elevator to buy cheesecake, anytime you want The fugly=not being able to buy beer or hard liquor to consume with cheesecake

I wish I had done this.

Yeah, I'll admit it. I loved Moulin Rouge. It's an awesome movie, musical or not. I was fairly uninterested in it but once I saw it, I was reminded how Baz Luhrmann makes great movies and this is no exception.

Go see it. Aside from the comedic value in your friends calling you gay for watching it, you might actually enjoy it.

Nicole Kidman is to women, what pork is to meat.

That said, I love them both like beef jerky.

Happy birthday coop.

I try to not leave wet spots when I'm there.

I'm not the only one who is concerned about the idea of other people using your bedroom to watch porn while you're out eh?

With a little help from sang, we now have permalinks. The two little orange arrows beside the time of the post now will link the the archives permanently for more best nets.

Shout out to Erin and Kelly. How you girls deal with me coming near your desks is a wonder.

When work re-exports your sorry white ass to Burnabank, "Rest 'Ass'ured Brand" paper tissue toilet seat sani covers are a very nice perk.

Search term used to find this site: "watching-porn masturbating video"

inanimate.ca is on fire. It is the true "house of cool".

edit: new stuffs up at suburbanconsortium and at intransient.