Due to popular demand the hot lesbos are back, passionate or not.

The nuge got neutered but I'm still accepting resumes from hot chicks looking for love and will deal with them personally until chris grows his testiclites back. But, click on his sorry pink self over to the left and check out how he broke his ass in whistler. As far as I understand, the pink sweater and his ass getting broke were unrelated, but I have my doubts.

That's Chris (the nuge) on the left over there in the pink, but I have no clue why he always dresses like that.

edit: chunk of funny hacked out.

ebin's note: Did somebody say something?

I don't need lesbo porn stars to be passionate, I need them to be hot and insatiable. Lovers need to be passionate. new note to self: Get hot passionate lesbo porn for hyedie. edit: Or better yet, invite her and her sisters over to watch it when I find some.

New audio track is cantabile by Flavio Cucchi. I don't remember how I came across it, but I find it incredibly moving.

Mary Louise Parker on the west wing tonight? Did you see? Good god man. Delicious like new york style cheese cake drizzled with caramel sauce.

hahaha it's not that i was offended by 2 girls kissing - it's just they were terrible kissers! isn't there porn out there where the actresses actually look passionate and hot when kissing?

HEAR ME NOW! respect to tha ea crew! REKOGNIZE - DO YOU WANT A REWIND INSIDE THE RIDE! shouts to brent for making some dope nets!!!!

Shoutout to all my peeps making nets at ea, cnott, cory, tyler, and jerome. So you don't miss the office too much, this week's hottest intra topic: jack shit.

note to self: Get Brent some hot lesbo porn for birthday, and something altogether different for Hyedie.

Well, you can't please em all.

edit: Ok, maybe I can. inanimate now bumps to haddaway. Hyedie, this one's for you babe.

ok...this blog now sucks.

Fresh (not hard) wine gums are hard to find in a roll. They make more best snacks than those microwavable poo cakes taz got from that guy in Japan. They tasted like seaweed, rice and soysauce that'd been burnt.

ok... this blog no longer sucks.

Good gawd. Nicole Kidman looks deadly in Birthday Girl. She makes me sit up and clap.

today i beat bart millar of toronto production at puzzle fighter. he plays like the white man. (he beat me first round but then i thought of my people...and came back!). i have told him to go back to puzzle fighter academy and improve...there will be a rematch...soon.

A couple of people have commented on the tone of my last few posts and the reason behind them is, it's how I felt. This blog is supposed to be as real as late night icq conversations with Sang about Rocco and the art of spitting on your own dick. (this blog is supposed to be funny too, but I guess that depends on whether or not you laughed at that last line.)

Chris Waind, one of the crazier brits I've met (who bought me a turdtwister and a can of HP all day breakfast for christmas) is joining the blog once he figures out how to use the computer properly.

The vagueness of my post was a reflection of the vagueness of my sadness. I don't know where it's coming from, or why. Just an inescapable feeling come back to haunt me.

A pit in your stomach slowly growing, dragging your shoulders down and pulling on your chin to draw it close to your chest. It goes away for a bit when I have something good to laugh about, and lucky for me, I know a lot of funny people.

Why are you so vague today? We like reading stories that reveal the little details of your life Ernie. On a different note, with my new window office, I always know the weather conditions of the Kits area. Currently it is snowing/raining/hailing. The snow, however, is not sticking.

There's something wrong. An sadness of unknown origin is seeping in slowly.

Things have been good for a long time now, and I'm not looking forward to going back.

I grew up in an environment devoid of breadboxes, so when playing 20 questions in elementary school the question "Is it bigger than a breadbox?" didn't do a lot for me. I would ask questions like "Does it taste like chicken?". That worked for me since I knew what chicken tasted like.

Sang has assembled the House of cool ninja team.

'all i want is two mr. cokes.'

"So now that we've told management what you wanted us to say, when do we get those big raises you promised?"
wake up ernie, that was a LIE.

So now that we've told management what you wanted us to say, when do we get those big raises you promised?

so all the doods who report to me had to review me last week.

question 11.
"Is tolerant of diversity but intolerant of poor performance. There are high standards on the team and individuals are expected to meet them and encouraged to exceed them."

jackass employee response: "Yes G connot stand diversity and can be rather brutal in pointing out my differences, but he does reward my poor performance with even further abuse and comments regarding my questionable lineage."
um...thanks, i guess

Was checking my site stats and a search term used to find this site was "newsgroup japanese schoolgirls".

Did a google search on that and it turns out I don't show up til page 28. I gotta work on getting up way higher than that.

Working with the level of talent that I do, sometimes people forget that Byron rocks the dhtlms too. He's probably as good with javies as I am horny.

Ryan sure likes to drink a lot. He says he gets loud when he drinks because of some crazy problem with his ear that acts up when he drinks, so he can't hear how loud he is.

I think he's just a crazy muthafucka who likes to drink and go nuts.

When I was quite young, I had a vivid dream that I was climbing a massive stone staircase built in the mountains of what I knew was china despite never being there. It was raining and a mist hid the way we had come as I climbed the stairs with my mom and brother holding an umbrella made of bamboo, a human sized version of a cocktail umbrella garnishing your mai thai. The staircase had no handrails to hold and rose up unsupported inbetween the mountains, and the ground far below was invisible beneath the fog.

One of very very few unforgettable dreams that I imagine has a deeper meaning somewhere, and maybe one day I'll figure it out. I was reminded of this by these pictures that taz sent me to.

ernie is a meat expert.

I hear charcoal can help absorb chemicals in the system. I don't know where you can get charcoal in the office though, but you could probably substitute stuff in for it.

Kingston charcoal briqquettes ground up into a paste in a glass of water might help. Or, smoking a lot of cigarettes without the filter, cos hopefully some of the residue of the burning tobacco will form into charcoal in your system and help you rather than give you cancer of the anus. Or licking the bottom of a bbq grill. Mmmmm... korean bbq tomorrow...

i am at work. there is someone on a guitar singing. very unusual.

hey griz...i think you will be ok.
Codeine: Codeine is readily absorbed from the gastrointestinal tract. It is rapidly distributed from the intravascular spaces to the various body tissues, with preferential uptake by parenchymatous organs such as the liver, spleen and kidney. Codeine crosses the blood-brain barrier, and is found in fetal tissue and breast milk. The plasma concentration does not correlate with brain concentration or relief of pain; however, codeine is not bound to plasma proteins and does not accumulate in body tissues. The plasma half-life is about 2.9 hours. The elimination of codeine is primarily via the kidneys, and about 90% of an oral dose is excreted by the kidneys within 24 hours of dosing. The urinary secretion products consist of free and glucuronide conjugated codeine (about 70%), free and conjugated norcodeine (about 10%), free and conjugated morphine (about 10%), normorphine (4%), and hydrocodone (1%). The remainder of the dose is excreted in the feces.

ah crap shit! my head hurts and my back hurts so i pop several ( read:probably too many ) tylenol 3's thinking ' this will make me feel all nice and shit'. now bout an hour later i read the label and it says take 1 every six hours and may cause drowsiness. all i want to do is sleep. this is not good.

Hyedie joins the inanimate blog collective after catching me talking horny about her sister. Welcome to the club.

Protector of Girls is here! Watch out Supervillain/Pervert.

There's some robocop show on tv tonight and dudes are attacking robocop with hammers and chainsaws and getting their faces shot in at point blank. Didn't these bad guys watch the robocop movies?

You gotta be some big robovillian to even last 90 minutes into the show.

Hyedie!!! Finish making your nets. People are waiting.

Back in college, there was this girl in my english class who I had seen around almost a year previous and by whom I had been, shall we say "smitten". She was cute in a way not unlike how kittens are when they stare up at you with big eyes and claw at your leg. I chatted with her after class most of the time throughout the semester and realized as the semester drew to a close that I should probably ask her out. Time came and went and I was at the day of my final exam.

I ran into her after my exam and we chatted. She said she was leaving for another school, meaning I would likely not see her again unless I sprung into action much like tights-wearing Adam West did in the old Batman tv show. So I reached deep for some courage, turned to her and said to her, cool as cake, not even breaking a sweat, "alright, bye".

I almost threw up a few times later that day.

ernie icq's me "who can compete with me now that I have vids of me cooking meat on my site? "

he just might be right.

Miike Takashi makes awesome movies. I'm aching to get his stuff on dvd. If you missed it, months ago I saw 4 of his films at the VIFF, and loved all of them. All I can find on ebay are mainly PAL and dvds from other regions. This makes me sad. Subject matter in his films include incest, necrophilia, and lots of violence. Violence so insane it's hilarious, unlike your typical hollywood crap shait violence.

Blogger has been sucking the nut lately. Overloaded servers and such. I don't expect the service to last much longer, especially since I can't figure out where their revenue comes from. Gonna start looking into Grey Matter as suggested by taz. This post was handcrafted. (edit: now reblogged)

Were you aware that Chris Nott rocks?

good gawd. how in the hell?

When I tell people to buy Dell computers, it's so that I don't have to play tech support. So when they buy a compaq from radioshack cos it's cheaper and call me for phone support, they don't get it.

Jim and Ted got internets at their place finally. Jim's got a lot of porn and stile videos to catch up on.

jack and his labs care about us.

There's nothing quite like a fresh set of flannel sheets for the bed.

It's almost as good as having a stable computer after a day and a half of lockups every 15 minutes.

Would all you fucking chinese people stop phoning my house?

Taz wanted korean bbq today, but after four consecutive weekends there, I couldn't handle it. I felt bad though, and denying people pork bulgogi is bad karma.

Next sunday though. Everyone's invited. I wonder if Canada post would let us mail cooked bulgogi to toronto in a ziploc bag in an envelope. Sang needs to eat more than just instant noodles.

Nicole Kidman is www.hot.biz.

While watching an ep of Iron Chef last night, I realized I really like watching hot chicks eat. So some people get off on feet, and some get off watching chicks pee, but seeing chicks putting food in their mouths is something else.

Spicycam has evolved to spicyblog.

thursday we hooked up puzzle fighter over our nets and ernie kicked my ass. friday he played like a white boy. its a shame, i thought he was soooo chinese.

A third friend has picked up a pair of paradigm speakers since I first picked up my titans last month, and two friends got picked up grados after hearing mine.

I'm glad people are finding better hardware partially due to my efforts in researching my next step in consumerism online, but it could easily start leading to evil things.

And graeme cheats at puzzle fighter.

It's been a while since I've been shopping on ebay for anything, and it's a neat place to find some hard to find items, but nothings more fun than searching for this.

Cool. Now all 6 people who read this crap can post to it too.

i work with 'the bin' he has a nice ass.

It was unusually warm tonight walking home, and surprisingly the year is off to a better start than I felt it would this morning. I got my work done, Kelly didn't blame me that her frog died during the week I was responsible for feeding it, and the night ended a lot more relaxed than the day had begun.

If I get to sleep on time tonight instead of jerking off, I might actually be well rested tomorrow.

So, the blog has been opened up to these four fucks.

Brent, griz, sang, and taz.

update: added my jackass brother too.

i am ebin's boss. today i have threatened to fire him 2 times.

A breakfast style meal of bacon, sausage, and eggs washed down with a white russian (followed by a black russian and preceeded by a blue martini) at 10pm proved to be a bad new year's eve event.

After an hour of sleep from 1am til 2am (while two bastard guys were watching pi in my room), two glasses of OJ, many unsuccessful rounds of super puzzle fighter, and a call from hyedie, I decided to eject the payload frontside. Felt good enough after for 3 more hours of mame.

update: First dump of the year: 1:10pm.

update 2: We're going to 7 visible posts on the front page. Why? Cos I'm finally going to open this blog up a bit. People have been asking for access to post (mainly to lip me off I think), and since it's a new year, why not?. We'll start tomorrow.

First shout out of the year to my crew. Ted out east, Ren out west, all my friends with cute sisters, and all my blast peeps.

I'm gonna be as much an asshole this year as last, so fuck off.